Thirsty Appropriation Velcro-Free Shorts

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  • $36.00
  • Regular price $60.00


Our Mission

Is to provide you, dear and thirsty white belt, with the absolute best gear that we can possibly put on your spazzy body. We promise it will make you feel overly confident, and explosively energetic every time you put them on. Have a good time, and keep your shoes off the mats.

Be advised these shorts will reveal the thighs. With a 6” inseam they are our shortest cut yet making them extremely versatile and flattering on both men and women. They are perfect for MMA, Jiu Jitsu, and Muay Thai training. Experience next level comfort with our new and improved Velcro free waistband and added stretchy gusset paneling. 

  • Velcro Free
  • Unisex
  • 6” Inseam
  • Triple stitched seams
  • Durable, Anti Pilling Fabric
  • 4 Way Stretch
  • Premium Stretchy Gusset Panel 
  • Soft Branded Jacquard Lined Waistband
  • Removable Drawstring 
  • Hidden Pocket for Mouthguard/Card/Keys
  •  100% Polyester